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Funny Christmas Card Sayings- Jay Leno People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. - Ogden Nash Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. - funny saying by Benny Hill Many banks have a new kind of Xmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts. Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!" - Charles Dickens I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Funny Christmas sayings by Katharine Whitehorn |
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