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Funny Christmas Quotes About Chocolate
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
- funny quote by Ogden Nash
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- Erma Bombeck
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Anonymous
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
- funny quotes by Joan Rivers
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
- Burton Hillis
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
- Eva K. Logue
Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
- Deborah Whipp
The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.
- Peter Dickinson
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Xmas morning is their husband.
- funny quote by Joan Rivers
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
- funny Johnny Carson quotes Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Forrest Gump
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